About

Audrey Goldberg Ruoff is a former high school English and journalism teacher who taught with the enthusiasm of Valerie Frizzle, but for secondary education. She lives in a suburb of Washington, DC, with her spouse, her kids, a scrappy but loyal little dog, and a witchy black cat. Hopelessly Teavoted is her debut novel.

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Hopelessly Teavoted

2025
The Cover of Hopelessly Teavoted, featuring an illustration of a brown haired white man snapping his fingers and doing magic next to a brown haired white woman. They are standing in front of a tea shop and next to a fluffy white cat.

After the deaths of his parents, a witch returns to his spooky family manor and joins forces with his former crush when his parents’ spirits warn them of a sinister threat in this witty and lyrically unique rom-com in the vein of The Crescent Moon Tearoom and The Ex Hex.

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